Gujju – We Can Make The Change

I moved to USA back in 1999 but never be able to detach my emotion from India/Gujarat.

First thing in the morning I read India’s national & local news paper… It is obvious when I say local means where currently I live .. isn’t it? No, I live in USA physically but emotionally/mentally I live in Gujarat (Ahmedabad City). I never able to detach myself to my birth place so whenever I find good news about India/Gujarat I always feel fulfill, grateful and enjoy being Indian/Gujarati.

Here is one good poem giving me pride to be Gujju. Courtesy thanks to Pappaji who has sent me in his letter.

સફળતા નો પીનકોડ ગુજરાતી; સૌ સમસયા નો તોડ ગુજરાતી!
કૈક અચ્છો; કૈક અલગો ગુજરાતી; એકડા ને કરે બગડૉ ગુજરાતી!
નમ્તાનુ બોન્સાઈ ગુજરાતી; િસદ્ધીઓની વડવાઈ ગુજરાતી;
લોટો લઈને દઈ દે ઘડો ગુજરાતી; વખત પડે તયાં ખડો ગુજરાતી;
દુશ્મનને પડે ભારે ગુજરાતી;ડુબતાને બેશક તારે ગુજરાતી;
એસ્િકમોને ફીજ વેચે ગુજરાતી; ક્યાક્ં કંપની નામે ઢેચે ગુજરાતી;
દેશમાં એબીસી ની હવા ગુજરાતી; પરદેશમાં ઓમ્ં-શૅ ૧! ગુજરાતી;
પાછા પગલાં ના પાડે ગુજરાતી; કાકરાં માંથી ઘઊં ચાળે ગુજરાતી;
ફાફડા, ઢોકળા ઘારી ગુજરાતી; પાનની સાયબા ગુજરાતી;
એની ડીંગમાંયે કૈક દમ ગુજરાતી; હર કદમ પર “વેલકમ” ગુજરાતી,
મહેમાનનું પહેલું પતરાળુ ગુજરાતી; છેલ્લે અપનુવાલુ ગુજરાતી,
ગાંધી, સરદાર, મુન્શી ગુજરાતી, ક્ષઈતીજની પેલે પાર ગુજરાતી!

નરેન્દ્ર મોદી, ધ્ીરુભાઈ અંબાની ગુજરાતી, દુનીયામાં વાહ વાહ કરાવે ગુજરાતીની.

May be I am emotional but looking to current facts Gujarati community is getting stronger and stronger in economy, education, infrastructure and establishing themselves in worldwide. Gujju are building better community, ethics and setting examples for others too. We can make change ….and having Narendra Modi with us we can definitely make change.

Gujarati Spideman – Makkad Man – Vir Karoliyo

First of all Thanks to G.G.C. Group of Surat to give me best time today. You made my Sunday.

Handhay Masi na Bhaniya O ne aa Gujju taraf thi Hasya Din Mubarak (Happy Laughter day).

Friends, great creation doesn’t require big banners and here is the proof.

વીર કરોળિયો જાળાવાળૉ

This is hilarious video and I bet any Gujju will enjoy and laugh.

Mafat ma bhare maja ho … Paisa vasul che, gujju o… ane khatari sathe kahu mafat no khatalo nahi ave

Many Gujju strongly believe food is remedy of many things in any scenario, so while experimenting how to trigger power in spider man – creator thinks to use food ( lasaniya bateka, dhokala, muthiya, ringala nu bhadhathu, masala soda ) name. )). In my previous blog “Chatpato Chatkhaarro – Yumm Ooo” you can see food imagination in below freezing temperature.

વીર કરોળિયો જાળાવાળૉ
હેજી ..જી જી જી………!
હે…………………………..!
ઉંચા ઉંચા બિલ્ડિંગ ઉપર કુદકા મારતો જાય !
છગન કાકાનો ,મગન કાકાનો
મગન કાકાનો, ચણિયો…….

હે ઉંચા ઉંચા બિલ્ડિંગ ઉપર કુદકા મારતો જાય:
એ ઉંચા ઉંચા બિલ્ડિંગ ઉપર કુદકા મારતો જાય
કુદકા મારતો જાય ને પાછો જાળા છોડ્તો જાય….
મારો દેશિ કરોળિયો હો….હો….જી……
હો જો જો મારો મારો દેશિ કરોળિયો હો….હો….જી…..!

A year back I enjoyed below spider-man creation but this one beats every creation.

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Happy Republic Day – India My Pride

Happy Republic Day to All.

I am proud person being Indian origin. We have done really good progress in 58 years of freedom.

I liked Chankya serial and it’s one of song is all time favorite to me.

Jai Hind

हम करें राष्ट आराधन

हम करें राष्ट आराधन
तन से मन से धन से
तन मन धन जीवनसे
हम करें राष्ट आराधन………………।।…धृ

अन्तर से मुख से कृती से
निश्र्चल हो निर्मल मति से
श्रध्धा से मस्तक नत से
हम करें राष्ट अभिवादन…………………। १

अपने हंसते शैशव से
अपने खिलते यौवन से
प्रौढता पूर्ण जीवन से
हम करें राष्ट का अर्चन……………………।२

अपने अतीत को पढकर
अपना ईतिहास उलटकर
अपना भवितव्य समझकर
हम करें राष्ट का चिंतन…।………………।३

है याद हमें युग युग की जलती अनेक घटनायें
जो मां के सेवा पथ पर आई बनकर विपदायें
हमने अभिषेक किया था जननी का अरिशोणित से
हमने शृंगार किया था माता का अरिमुंडो से

हमने ही ऊसे दिया था सांस्कृतिक उच्च सिंहासन
मां जिस पर बैठी सुख से करती थी जग का शासन
अब काल चक्र की गति से वह टूट गया सिंहासन
अपना तन मन धन देकर हम करें पुन: संस्थापन………………।४

Chatpato Chatkhaarro – Yumm Ooo

Today we had below freezing temperature (-3.33 degrees celsius) in the morning. My car windshield was coated with ice and we were in rush to reach at Gym. I thought lets go and will use windshield washer fluid to remove ice. I started driving and turn on windshield washer but fluid didn’t come out and it started making voice. I heard something funny and shared same to Chini turns out big laugh.

We guessed that voice was like “Bhajia Kha ( right 2 left movement of wiper) and Kha Bhajia ( left 2 right movement of wiper )” And, it became rhythm till we reached at Gym. Only Gujju can think of Bhajia while going to Gym. It was hilarious.

While returning back from Gym, we literally virtually visited each streets of Ahmedabad and remembered all favorites laaris spots where we get best of best (greatest, tastiest, juciest, … all `est`) food.

So reader folks, by this time your mouth is watering to have Bhajia Dish but be ready with big appetite because I am serving whole elaborate street food fair today.

Roadside Chai Time
Lucky ni Chai	Laldarawaja
Ruturaaj ni Chai+Muska bun	University (My favorite place of lifetime)
Imperial na Puff & Cream Role	Laldarwaja
RoadSide Farsan
Das na TumTum Khaman & Dahi khaman	Opposite AMC Office
Amiri Sev Khamani	Juni HighCourt
Laxmi na Gathiya	Sattelite
Charbhuja ni s/w	Naranpura
Chandravilas na fafda-jalebi	Paldi
Vadigam na Gota	Vadigam
Raypur na Bhajia	Raypur Chakla
Ankur na ragada pattice	Ankur Char Rasta
Lucky nu Chavanu	Laldarwaja
Vijay na Vadapauv	Vijay Char Rasta
Honest na Bhajipauv	Law Garden ( Any )
Khadawada na Dalwada	Old Gujarat HightCourt
Ashok na Bafwada	Danapith
M.G.na Chanajor Garam	M.G.Science College Compound
Nagajibhudar ni cholafali	Manekchawk
Navtad na samosa	Relief Road
Jasuben na Pizza	Law Garden
Topala Bhel	C.G.Road
Mani Madaras na Cheese Dosa	Law Garden
Masi nu khichu	Law Garden
Masti nu Chineese Food	IIM College
Chilli Paneer	Bhagawati Chat @ C.G.Road
Chineese Bhel	Rasranjan @ Vijay Charrasta
Chole Bhature	Havmor
Dosa	Sankalp
Azad Halwai na Puri-Shaak	Relief Road
Binharif ni dabeli	C.N.Vidhyalay
56 masala thi bharpur panipuri	Rasmadhur
Raj Kachori	Shakati @ Meghaninagar
Shiv Shakti ni Dalbati	S.G.Highway
Swati na Dhokala & Khichadi	Lowgarden
Bhakhari Pizza, Club Sandwich	Choice
Roadside Dessert
Bansilal no Dudh no halvo	Opp. AMC Office
Janata no koko	Paladi
Girish na faluda	C.G.Road
Krisha ni Lilagar Thandai	Income Tax
Farki ni Lassi	Dariyapur
Asarafi ni kulfi	Law Garden
Roadside Thandapina
Kali Dadhi Lumbi Muchh ni Kharek	Vastrapur
Hajama Hajam	Kankaria
Lakhoti Soda	Amaraiwadi
Roadside Pan
Ghant na Culcutti Pan	University
Parimal na Singoda Pan	C.G.Road

For Albert Einstein Formula E=MC2 stands for mass–energy equivalence

For Gujju formuala E=MC2 stands for Energey = Meals @ Cousine/Chat

After going through mouth watering dishes, you must have created monster appetite by now. And, only outcome is to call your spouse to make one of dish in tonight dinner.

If you would like to add your favorites then put your comment in my blog.

NOTE: Above list only belongs to roadside places.

Frankly Speaking — Narendra Modi will turn Gujarat into an economic powerhouse

Two days back we were surfing internet and found interesting speech of NAMO. And, he made us proudful for Gujarat. His motto to take Gujarat in top by improving educational structure, encourage global businesses, and make terrorist free powerful state to give 5 ½ crores citizen of Gujarat their bright future.

Frankly Speaking – Interview with Narendra Modi

Narendra Modi is MAN for Gujarat and his dedication will give Gujarat new identity in long run. His leadership is remarkable and so is work. He is keen in politics and giving Gujarat new height. His career goal is to make Gujarat valuable.

As far as I know some of his personal quotes are below.

1. Gujarat is my soul and India is God

2. Those days are gone where anybody ( alio-malio in his word ) rule on Gujarat. We will make Gujarat powerful.

3. Gujarat won’t hurt anyone by any mean but if someone will hurt Gujarat then Gujarat won’t keep mum. [ int no jawab patthar thi ]

4. We 5 1/2 crores Gujaratis.

According to me he is going to put his 100% to build Gujarat (“asmita“) powerful, productive and most valuable state of India. His goal is clear and focused so he will get success and being Gujarati I am feeling confident again after Sardar Patel. And, his political goal, mission and ambitious is to achieve 13.5% GDP rate, which will be highest among all states. He believes in MISSION not in controversial ISSUES.

“a leader who, after being subjected to a malicious and prolonged campaign of vilification, has been able to impress even his critics with his determination, single-minded focus, integrity and a wide array of achievements in a relatively short time.”

Today, Gujarat is rated as the number one state in India. In a short span of just five years since Narendra Modi took over as the Chief Minister, Gujarat has achieved the highest degree of administrative efficiency and modernization. In fact, Gujarat has become the best-governed state in the country where regional and national pride is overflowing.

Without a doubt, most credit for Gujarat’s phenomenal progress goes to Narendra Modi. We owe him a huge debt for his courage, dedication and tenacity in putting Gujarat back on its feet. Thanks to his iron will and wisdom, terrorism – the global curse of the 21^st century has been eliminated from the soil of Gujarat transforming Gujarat into the most secure state in India.

Today in politics “The BJP in Gujarat: For Modi, by Modi, of Modi”

Gujjus are with you NAMO, you will make it. Best of luck.

Narendra Modi’s Video Collection

Vande Mataram. – Garvi Gujarat

Tata Nano – “A promise is a promise”: Be Smart Auto Rickshaw Owner

“A promise is a promise,” Ratan Tata (TATA) has made point here by announcing new `Tata Nano`.

The no-frills, four-door, 33-hp car seats up to five passengers and is powered by a 624-cc, two-cylinder gasoline engine and a continuously variable transmission. It uses 5 liters per 100 kilometers and meets local crash test and emissions guidelines. It is also designed to pass international side offsetand side crash tests as well as Euro 4.

It is 8 percent shorter than the Maruti Suzuki 800 but has 21 percent more passenger space.

Moral of story is “Commitment is Commitment”. And, since I was child seeing TATA is extremely stable in their commitment so they are huge pioneer of industry.

With this announcement and people in India will start thinking of

a) Scooter/Moped owner will move on to this car BUT what about parking space, and driving needs 5 ft space versus 2 ft space on road UNLESS government will build broader roads OTHERWISE don’t be surprise if riot occur due to TATA NANO.

b) Auto-Rickshaw owner will move on to this car and give their customer royal feel BUT Rickshaw driver will miss their proprietarytraffic signal ( left leg for left side & ride leg for right side ) UNLESS TATA NANO give two window on bottom of each side OTHERWISE don’t be surprise if more accident happens.

c) Tata Nano owner will miss music system in 1.0 lakh car BUT what about others on road who always listen louder music from rickshaw UNLESS owner buy Apple Nano with Speakers OTHERWISE no fun seeing romantic rides around.

d) India will come #1 in car population too with this car in market BUT what about mechanic population UNLESS India import mechanic from our neighbor country Pakistan OTHERWISE very soon China will steal this award too.

Happy Eco-Friendly Car is really good for India so Nano will surely create more business boost related with AutoMobile industry.

Jay ho, Tata Nano ki.

Don’t be surprise if China launch “…xyz… Nani” soon.

આજની જોક

આજની જોક

કર્મચારીઓ સાથેની મિટીંગમાં બૉસ ફરિયાદ કરતા હતા કે તેમને કોઇ માન આપતું નથી.બીજે દિવસે તેઓ એક નાનકડું પાટિયું લઈ આવ્યા જેના પર લખ્યું હતું “આય એમ ધ બૉસ! (હું સર્વોપરી છું)” અને તેમણે તે પાટિયું તેમની કેબિનના દરવાજા પર લગાડી દીઘું.બપોરે જમીને જ્યારે તેઓ ઓફિસમાં આવ્યા ત્યારે જોયું તો તે પાટિયા પર કોઈક એક ચિઠ્ઠી ચોંટાડી ગયું હતું. જેમાં લખ્યું હતું કે “બૉસાણીનો ફોન હતો, તેઓ પોતાનું પાટિયું પાછું માગી રહ્યા છે…!”

આજનો SMS: આપનું નામ

આપનું નામ રેતી પર લખ્યું,
મોજું આવ્યુંને તેને ધોઈ ગયુ.આપનું નામ વાદળોમાં લખ્યું,
પવન આવ્યોને તેને તાણી ગયો.આપનું નામ હૃદયમાં લખ્યું,
હાર્ટ એટેક આવ્યોને… (ઉકલી ગયો!) હજુયે યાદ છે – રઈશ મનીયાર

એકવેળા આપને મેં દઈ દીધેલું દિલ, હજુયે યાદ છે
ને પછી ભરતો રહયો’તો હોટેલનાં બિલ, હજુયે યાદ છે

પ્રિયતમ! હા,તારા ચહેરા પર હતા એ ખિલ હજુયે યાદ છે
મારા પૈસે તેં ઘસી બેફામ ક્લેરેસીલ હજુયે યાદ છે

સાયકલ અથડાવીને સોરી કહ્યાની સ્કીલ હજુયે યાદ છે
ને પછીથી સાંપડેલી સેન્ડલોની હીલ હજુયે યાદ છે

માનતો’તો હું કે પૈંડા બે જ છે સંસારરથનાં હું ને તું
ને પાડોશમાં હતા તારાં ઘણાં સ્પેરવ્હીલ હજુયે યાદ છે

જોર લગાકે હઈશા…

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