Today’s Life Style — Very True

29 05 2008

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Computers are in many of us life now .. and so using any moment..

And, in addition to above,

while driving using mobile phone to check email, score, news etc…

while traveling using mobile phone to check flight schedule even you are in airport ..

I would rather clear above cartoon … it is not about computer, laptop, mobile but it is ALL about internet with GOOGLE power ;).

I use computer 98.98% in a day to surf on internet .. and that’s what cartoon about..





Gujju – We Can Make The Change

22 05 2008

I moved to USA back in 1999 but never be able to detach my emotion from India/Gujarat.

First thing in the morning I read India’s national & local news paper… It is obvious when I say local means where currently I live .. isn’t it? No, I live in USA physically but emotionally/mentally I live in Gujarat (Ahmedabad City). I never able to detach myself to my birth place so whenever I find good news about India/Gujarat I always feel fulfill, grateful and enjoy being Indian/Gujarati.

Here is one good poem giving me pride to be Gujju. Courtesy thanks to Pappaji who has sent me in his letter.

સફળતા નો પીનકોડ ગુજરાતી; સૌ સમસયા નો તોડ ગુજરાતી!
કૈક અચ્છો; કૈક અલગો ગુજરાતી; એકડા ને કરે બગડૉ ગુજરાતી!
નમ્તાનુ બોન્સાઈ ગુજરાતી; િસદ્ધીઓની વડવાઈ ગુજરાતી;
લોટો લઈને દઈ દે ઘડો ગુજરાતી; વખત પડે તયાં ખડો ગુજરાતી;
દુશ્મનને પડે ભારે ગુજરાતી;ડુબતાને બેશક તારે ગુજરાતી;
એસ્િકમોને ફીજ વેચે ગુજરાતી; ક્યાક્ં કંપની નામે ઢેચે ગુજરાતી;
દેશમાં એબીસી ની હવા ગુજરાતી; પરદેશમાં ઓમ્ં-શૅ ૧! ગુજરાતી;
પાછા પગલાં ના પાડે ગુજરાતી; કાકરાં માંથી ઘઊં ચાળે ગુજરાતી;
ફાફડા, ઢોકળા ઘારી ગુજરાતી; પાનની સાયબા ગુજરાતી;
એની ડીંગમાંયે કૈક દમ ગુજરાતી; હર કદમ પર “વેલકમ” ગુજરાતી,
મહેમાનનું પહેલું પતરાળુ ગુજરાતી; છેલ્લે અપનુવાલુ ગુજરાતી,
ગાંધી, સરદાર, મુન્શી ગુજરાતી, ક્ષઈતીજની પેલે પાર ગુજરાતી!

નરેન્દ્ર મોદી, ધ્ીરુભાઈ અંબાની ગુજરાતી, દુનીયામાં વાહ વાહ કરાવે ગુજરાતીની.

May be I am emotional but looking to current facts Gujarati community is getting stronger and stronger in economy, education, infrastructure and establishing themselves in worldwide. Gujju are building better community, ethics and setting examples for others too. We can make change ….and having Narendra Modi with us we can definitely make change.





Training or Remand Room

8 05 2008

This week I am attending advance training to boost up my career path. We are 8 people attending class and 3 of them including me attended first part of training. Gary & I were one who raised many questions in the first class.

We got very lady professional as training instructor. Since day one she took full control on all of us by constant commentary without waiting for single second in between. I knew girls talk more but not knew can even go unstoppable.

She not only non-stop talk about subject. She keep asking everyone below question every minute to all watching in our eyes …. and she is fast too ( no wonder she is slim, never sits )

a) Guys, Yes or No? — maam, whatever you say 🙂

b) Guys, can you see that? — so far yes as none of us are blind in class 😉

c) Guys, How do I do? — you do great but we need time to breath

everybody might have answered so far 100 times each day of above questions.

So far none of us got chance to raise real question .. And, when we get break none of student wants to sit in class … all go  out to get some fresh air :). And, sharp 5.00pm all are out even she offers to stay late and do more practice. 🙂

Charlie sits next to me single has fear that tomorrow if by mistake lady will ask me … will you marry me? And, I might answer YES as my neck has lost control in four days. … Oh no!!!!!

everybody are questioning themselves, are we in training or paid remand home for interrogation?

remember … in remand room cops ask many questions like “did you do it? yes/no” “were you there? yes/no”

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I feel great as tomorrow is last day of training and will back in our normal life 🙂

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SRK – DARD-E-DISCO – Dukh Na Dandiya

5 05 2008

Once again Thanks to Suratikaka — You rock.

Dard-e-Disco is one of my favorite song of this year. I always feel dancing whenever listen to it not because of SRK but Vishal-Shekar’s music. They both are great musicians.

And, this funny version of it made me laugh on laughter day. This song also indicate that SRK’s six pack only attract street dogs not girls ;).

દુ:ખનાં ડાંડિયા

DARD-E-DISCO in GUJARATI દુ:ખનાં ડાંડિયા

એ રુપાળિ છે ગામની ગોરી
કામણગારી કુંવારી છોરી
મારા સપનામાં આવીને બોલી
તારે ત્યાં નહિ આવે મારી ડોલી – (Girls always dream for talented star not copy star)

હું ડાહ્યો ડમરો, સીધો સાદો…..
ઢોલ નગારા વાગે દુ:ખનાં ડાંડિયા

દિલમાં મારા છે દુ:ખનાં ડાંડિયા ,દુ:ખનાં ડાંડિયા
દિલમાં મારા છે દુ:ખનાં ડાંડિયા ,દુ:ખનાં ડાંડિયા

ખેતરમાં લાંબા લાંબા ઝાડવાઓ ઝુલતા’તા
વાડીયે જઇને અમે કેરી આંબલિ ખાતા’તા
કોલેજમાં ગુલ્લિ મારી ગિલ્લિ ડંડા રમતા’તા
રસ્તાનાં કુતરા મારું મોઢુ જોઇને ભસતા’તા — (No wonder)

એનો બાપો આવ્યો ….(આવવા દે)
સાથે પોલિસ લાવ્યો…( લાવવા દે )
મને ખાટ્લા ઉપર ઉન્ધો પાડી ..પાછળ માર્યા…..બે….ચાર.. ડંડા………….

દિલમાં મારા છે દુ:ખનાં ડાંડિયા ,દુ:ખનાં ડાંડિયા
દિલમાં મારા છે દુ:ખનાં ડાંડિયા ,દુ:ખનાં ડાંડિયા

eNjoy 🙂

Courtesy Thanks to Dilip Uncle for forwarding me.





Gujarati Spideman – Makkad Man – Vir Karoliyo

4 05 2008

First of all Thanks to G.G.C. Group of Surat to give me best time today. You made my Sunday.

Handhay Masi na Bhaniya O ne aa Gujju taraf thi Hasya Din Mubarak (Happy Laughter day).

Friends, great creation doesn’t require big banners and here is the proof.

વીર કરોળિયો જાળાવાળૉ

This is hilarious video and I bet any Gujju will enjoy and laugh.

Mafat ma bhare maja ho … Paisa vasul che, gujju o… ane khatari sathe kahu mafat no khatalo nahi ave 🙂

Many Gujju strongly believe food is remedy of many things in any scenario, so while experimenting how to trigger power in spider man – creator thinks to use food ( lasaniya bateka, dhokala, muthiya, ringala nu bhadhathu, masala soda ) name. :))). In my previous blog “Chatpato Chatkhaarro – Yumm Ooo” you can see food imagination in below freezing temperature.

વીર કરોળિયો જાળાવાળૉ
હેજી ..જી જી જી………!
હે…………………………..!
ઉંચા ઉંચા બિલ્ડિંગ ઉપર કુદકા મારતો જાય !
છગન કાકાનો ,મગન કાકાનો
મગન કાકાનો, ચણિયો…….

હે ઉંચા ઉંચા બિલ્ડિંગ ઉપર કુદકા મારતો જાય:
એ ઉંચા ઉંચા બિલ્ડિંગ ઉપર કુદકા મારતો જાય
કુદકા મારતો જાય ને પાછો જાળા છોડ્તો જાય….
મારો દેશિ કરોળિયો હો….હો….જી……
હો જો જો મારો મારો દેશિ કરોળિયો હો….હો….જી…..!

A year back I enjoyed below spider-man creation but this one beats every creation.





Khud Ko Zara Pehchaan Tu

3 05 2008

First of all, I salute to the great Amir Khan to create such a versatile movie “Tare Zameen Par”.

Now a days I am listening to “Kholo Kholo” song from the movie “Tare Zameen Par” and experiencing extremely great joy whenever I listen. And, I bet you would feel the same way if you listen to it the way I do.

OK, so you must be wondering that what difference does it make in listening my way or your way. I don’t know but whenever I just listen to the song, I feel good but whenever I choose to sing along loudly with it, gives me more inspiration, charges me up and at the end I feel relaxed.

Lets try this way… First of all if you are a classy listener — break all the rules!!!

1. Put your MP3/stereo system in full volume.

2. Remember below lyrics

Tu Dhoop Hain Jham Se Bikhar
Tu Hai Nadee, O Bekhabar
Beh Chal Kahin, Ud Chal Kahin
Dil Khush Jahan, Teri Toh Manzil Hai Wahin

3. Do not feel shy about singing louder even if you are a pathetic singer like me 😉. (Whenever I sing at home/car next to chini, she always laughs and gives me looks but it doesn’t stop me, so be prepared 🙂 )

4. Play song and involve yourself in it. Whenever you hear above lyrics be prepare to sing with it and let yourself go. And, repeats the lines with song.

That’s it !!!!!

I bet you will observe below things when you do above things

  • If you are in US driving a car with full stereo system — Beware of cop’s car as you might be speeding regardless of what kind of driver you are.
  • If you are about to play any game then you have more chances to win.
  • If you need some inspiration in life and stuck in some decision then remember it before you do above exercise and you will have your decision.
  • And whenever you feel you are worthless ….

DO NOT do above practice:

  • If your neighbor doesn’t like louder / crazy behavior of you – otherwise after this exercise he/she will come to complaint about it and good chances are they might get hurt as you will be hyper ;).
  • If you are in a wrestling competition and you and your competitor both listens in one room and if he/she gets hyper more than you then you will be in danger.. omg… scary feelings.
  • If you are in Las Vegas for vacation — otherwise you may fall in debt 😉

After listening to complete song you will feel

“Khul Gaya Aasmaan Ka Rasta Dekho Khul Gaya,
Mil Gaya Kho Gaya Tha Jo Sitara Mil Gaya, Mil Gaya”

At end, “Khud Ko Zara Pehchaan Tu“.

I must say here that Amir Khan really makes difference whenever he does project. His detail in project is unbeatable. I personally believe in him and I am confident that he will give even better project in future. I admire him after Big B.

His few projects which I like are QSQT, Raakh, Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikander, Andaz apna apna, Rangeela, Sarfarosh, Lagan, Dil Chahata hein, Rang De Basanti, Mangal Pandey and TZP.

If you have seen variation he performed and made a point with each project. None of our current Bollywood star can beat him except Big B.

GO Amir Khan!





Tips to Make our Life Great

2 05 2008

I was surfing internet and found great tips to have better life and agree on most of it. I will try to implement most of all…

01. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
02. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
03. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep.
04. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, ‘My purpose is to __________ today.’
05. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
06. Play more games and read more books than you did in 2007.
07. Make time to practice meditation, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
08. Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.
09. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Clear clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.
14. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, OR issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the NEGATIVE BLUES away.
18. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
20. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
23. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: ‘In five years, will this matter?’
26. Forgive everyone for everything.
27. What other people think of you is none of your business.
28. REMEMBER GOD heals everything.
29. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
30. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
31. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
32. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
33. The best is yet to come.
34. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
35. Do the right thing!
36. Call your family often. (Or email them to death!!!)
37. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: I am thankful for _______. Today I accomplished ____
38. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
39. Enjoy the ride. Remember this is not Disney World and you certainly don’t want a fast pass. You only have one ride through life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride.
40. Laugh when you can, Apologize when you should, And let go of what you can’t change.

And, 8 principles of life.